How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!