What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.