A drummer!!!!!
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The drummer.
a pizza can feed a family of four
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
Homeless
A conductor.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
The knock speeds up.
A Tattoo.
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Nothing.
He won't stop banging at the door.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
A drummer...
Give him sheet music
Pay for the pizza.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Homeless.
A: The defendant.
A drummer.
The Drummer
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
pay for the pizza.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Drummers
A: The knocking always speeds up.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
You pay for the pizza.
Because he had the doldrums.
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The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Drummers.
Drool
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
You ask them to leave.
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Juan less car (one less car)
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Fruit can't talk
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
