A drummer!!!!!
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The drummer.
a pizza can feed a family of four
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
Homeless
A conductor.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
The knock speeds up.
A Tattoo.
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Nothing.
He won't stop banging at the door.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
A drummer...
Give him sheet music
Pay for the pizza.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Homeless.
A: The defendant.
A drummer.
The Drummer
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
pay for the pizza.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Drummers
A: The knocking always speeds up.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
You pay for the pizza.
Because he had the doldrums.
Rattata
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Drummers.
Drool
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
They had way to many chinks in their armor.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
They only had 2 vans
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
One was fired, the other was terminated
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha
Take off the pizza delivery sign.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
