The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
An improvement.
Lettuce alone, without dressing ...
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
