Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!