Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!