Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
He had "No body " to go with.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
None, that's a hardware issue.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
to get to the other side....
Seven.
