Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
AIDS
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
A Ghost Pepper.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because oct 31 = dec 25
They were too GUI.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because his uncles are aunts.
His daddy was a mummy