Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Dec 25 Oct Jokes More Dec 25 Oct Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.