What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."