What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?