What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."