What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.