What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?