What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.