What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!