What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.