What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)