What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day