What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour