What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day