What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour