Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.