Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.