Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.