How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.