Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.