Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."