Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.