Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Plaque Jokes More Plaque Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.