What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Plaque Jokes More Plaque Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.