What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.