What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.