What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.