Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.