Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Drag Queen Jokes More Drag Queen Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.