Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Drag Queen Jokes More Drag Queen Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Tuck Jokes More Tuck Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.