What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.