What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.