What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.