What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Conservatory Jokes More Conservatory Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.