What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!