What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Art.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Didn't wake up this morning..."

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I'll be Bach

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H2OOOHHHGG

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!