Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)