Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)