Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.