Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.