He was Snowden.
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
It didn't Snowden.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
They were Snowden.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He needed more Elba room.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Being the 45th white one.
He got snowed in.
He was snowed in.