Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.