What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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It's elected President.

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A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.