How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.