How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.