How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.