How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.