How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.