How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.