Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.