Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.