Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.