Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.