Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.