What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)