What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar