What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."