What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."