What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.