What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."