What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist