What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !