What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.