What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!