What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!