What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.