What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.