What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !