What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state