What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"