What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"