What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.