What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.