What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.