What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.