What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.