What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.