Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.