Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.