Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.