Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.