What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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you don't you go and grab him

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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A midget.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob