What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob