What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).