What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.