What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).