What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.