What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.