What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob