Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing