What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !