What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.