What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.