What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.