What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.