What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan