What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan