What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.