Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why doesn't a rooster wear pants?

Because his pecker is on his head

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why don't Rooster's wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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The rooster clucks defiance.

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