What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad