What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad