What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!