What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad