Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.