Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
The groundhog.
Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Freedom
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
A few degrees.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
An ark-itect !
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.