Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.