Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.