Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.