Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.