Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.