Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Canadian
The groundhog.
A comickaze
Don't touch my marbles.
Kung Pao Chicken
Freedom
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
An ark-itect !
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.