Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.