Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.