Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Previous Random Joke Next
Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Maximize Jokes More Maximize Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Cartoon Jokes More Cartoon Jokes

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.