Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !