Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.