Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.