Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo