Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.