Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.