Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.