What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.