What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings