What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.