What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.