Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.