He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Weeaboo
About half of them.
Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.
He worked it out with a pencil...
He was in a dilemma.
Tan lines.