He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Because he didn't want toupee.
A nostaljar.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Flop-Flops :)
A whale-barrow!
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
A concave man
Tan lines.