Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.