Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.