Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.