Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.