Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Previous Random Joke Next
Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs