Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF