Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF