What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.