What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

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on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!