What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.