What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!