Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo