Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.