Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.