Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms