How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Knicker Jokes More Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "