How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Knicker Jokes More Knicker Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.