What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...