What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl