What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.