How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.