How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Piercing Jokes More Piercing Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.