How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What is a pirate?

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.