What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Wide Receiver Jokes More Wide Receiver Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Ray Rice Wife Jokes More Ray Rice Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit