What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."