Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself

What is a Yankee ?

What is a Yankee Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.