Good News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Yankee Jokes More Yankee Jokes

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.