Good News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Yankee Jokes More Yankee Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What is a Yankee ?

What is a Yankee Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white