Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Baseball he's a pitcher.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
I'm just asking for a friend)
The track is alright."
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when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Michael
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.