Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Dunn Walking!!!
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
She was a cat.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
he's legitimately concerned.
They didn't have enough pitchers.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.